I'm the bad guy

Everyday when I wake up, I'm reminded that I'm the bad guy.

I give my kid a sandwich if it breaks in half? I'm the bad guy.

Getting take out instead of cooking? I'm the bad guy.

Bus tries to drop my kid off 25 minutes early, school calls. I'm the bad guy.

I don't clean the house 24/7, I'm the bad guy.

I forget to switch laundry, I'm the bad guy.

I go out of my way to help others more often than not. I'm the bad guy.

Maybe I should embrace being the bad guy. Give people a real reason to convict.